Just don't eat all of it," Ram fusses. "It could be tampered with. You should show it to your dad first, he'll know--"
"Ram has Seahorse Syndrome," Sahara tells me wisely.
"What's that?" I ask.
"In seahorses the dad's the one who gets pregnant and has babies. We learned about it in life science class. Ram thinks he's a mother hen. So he must be a seahorse.
