Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool. 'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball

As of November 2010 his Twitter feed had more than 1. The TV series was cancelled in May 2011 by CBS. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.

He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. Justin Samuel Halpern (born September 3 1980) is the American author of the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says and the best-selling book of the same name.