This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!

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Nationatlity: American
Profession: Author
Born: August 24, 1977
Age: 47
Star Sign: Libra

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