A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

I like 'spontaneous' as a sexual description. She later described her columns for her abbreviated Times contract which ended abruptly in 2007 thus: "I was totally taking the piss. The sons from her marriages with Parsons and Landesman lived with their fathers after the separations.

Beginning as a writer for the New Musical Express at the age of 17 Julie Burchill has written for newspapers such as The Sunday Times and The Guardian. She is a self-declared "militant feminist". Julie Burchill (born 3 July 1959) is an English writer.