I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Erma later enrolled in the University of Dayton a Catholic college. S. "
"Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

and Canada. [citation needed]. S.