Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?"
"Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me-"
"I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times-"
"Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand-
— J.K. Rowling
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