You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

Auberon Alexander Waugh (pron. While lying on the ground waiting for an ambulance he said to his platoon sergeant: "Kiss me Chudleigh. " He later recalled however that "Chudleigh did not recognise the allusion and from then on treated me with extreme caution.

He was widely known by his nickname 'Bron'. Auberon Alexander Waugh (pron.