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Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.


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In 2010 Chelsea Handler was ranked on the Forbes Celebrity 100 at number 98. In 2012 Time magazine placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People. Clair Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines.

Chelsea Joy Handler (born February 25 1975) is an American comedian actress author talk show host and producer.

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