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    The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.


    — Dave Chappelle

    #funny #girls #sluts #whores #funny



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    The show still plays in syndication on several television networks despite the relatively small number of episodes compared to most American syndicated television programs. Chappelle moved to New York City to pursue a career as a comedian. An uncensored DVD release of the episodes was made available on July 25.

    In 2003 he became widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series Chappelle's Show which ran until his abrupt retirement from the show in 2005. Chappelle is ranked forty-third in Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelle (/ʃəˈpɛl/; born August 24 1973) is an American comedian screenwriter television/film producer actor and artist.

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