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    While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.


    — Chelsea Handler

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    In 2010 Chelsea Handler was ranked on the Forbes Celebrity 100 at number 98. In 2012 Time magazine placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People. Clair Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines.

    Chelsea Joy Handler (born February 25 1975) is an American comedian actress author talk show host and producer.

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