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Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.


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Louis where vampires and were animals exist and recently gained some rights as citizens. Hamilton currently lives in St.

She is best known as the author of two series of stories. Her Merry Gentry series centers on Meredith Gentry Princess of the Unseelie court of Faerie a private detective facing repeated assassination attempts.

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