LUKE: I didn’t know I ever had a grandfather.
JESSICA: I am surprised you never inquired whether you should. Having a grandfather is an excellent way to establish a legacy for oneself.
LUKE: In that case, I’d like five grandfathers.
JESSICA: In due time. Grandfathers don’t grow on family trees. They require convincing documentation and consistent memories of wisdom and inspiration.
— Bauvard
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