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    I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in this family ever went to prison for sex crimes. He'd be the first." Yes," says Jesus, "you never know about these things." He and Grandpa are drinking cups of coffee and eating ginger snaps. Grandpa says, "When are you planning to return to earth?" Soon as I finish this coffee," say Jesus. "Pretty good, isn't it.


    — Garrison Keillor

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    and within 10 minutes was told by three people that this was the BuGarrison Keillors' church and that it would be better if I didn't talk about politics. "[dead link] in the Blair Arcade Building at the southwest corner of Selby and N. In April 2000 he took the programme to Edinburgh Scotland and gave two performances in the city's Queen's Hall.

    Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7 1942) is an American author storyteller humorist and radio personality.

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