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The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever. Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.


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"This book could scare them" he said. HarperCollins. Does This Need to Be Said? EPIX Comedy Central.

He became a citizen of the United States in 2008. For several years he performed as a stand-up comedian under the stage name Bing Hitler. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson an Emmy Award-nominated Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that airs on CBS.

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