I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

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"Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

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