I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes.

Robert George "Bob" Uecker (pron. He was the voice of the "head of Bob Uecker" in the Futurama episode "A Leela of Her Own. On October 14 2010 the Brewers announced Uecker would again undergo heart surgery this time to repair a tear at the site of his valve replacement.

: /ˈjuːkər/ EWK-ər; born January 26 1935) is a retired American Major League Baseball player later a sportscaster comedian and actor. Baseball" by TV talk show host Johnny Carson.