My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.

Shocked herself remembers that Michelle Shocked joked the award "could have been called 'They Might Be Lesbians'". These people from outward appearances had survived the war quite well when in fact inside their minds were blown. And I'm a fornicator with a capital F.