A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

Schneider's mother has made cameo appearances in her son's films playing a cheerleading contest judge in The Hot Chick a restaurant patron in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and a nosy neighbor in The Animal. Other film roles include Schneider's appearance with Jim Henson's Muppets in the 1999 film Muppets from Space and his role as a San Francisco hobo in the 2004 remake of Around the World in 80 Days. The U.

Robert Michael "Rob" Schneider (born October 31 1963) is an American actor comedian screenwriter and director.