You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

He also sings and plays the piano. If they did he would've missed!"
(On the day after the 1996 presidential election): "I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. As they say 'I don't make the news.

Mark Russell (born August 23 1932 in Buffalo New York) is an American political satirist/comedian. He also sings and plays the piano.