The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

He also sings and plays the piano. If they did he would've missed!"
(On the day after the 1996 presidential election): "I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. As they say 'I don't make the news.

Mark Russell (born August 23 1932 in Buffalo New York) is an American political satirist/comedian. He also sings and plays the piano.