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I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.


Rita Rudner


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Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress. Rudner did not turn to comedy until Rita Rudner was 25 after observing how few female comedians there were compared to the number of female dancers. She also appeared on the Tales from the Crypt episode "Whirlpool".

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress.

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