I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress. Rudner did not turn to comedy until Rita Rudner was 25 after observing how few female comedians there were compared to the number of female dancers. She also appeared on the Tales from the Crypt episode "Whirlpool".

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress.