If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7 1965) is an American comedian actor screenwriter television producer film producer and director. He went on to more prominent film roles and a series of acclaimed comedy specials for HBO. He was voted as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central.