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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'


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(2012)


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This Is a Book April 2011 ISBN 978-0446539708. The show was turned into a British television special in 2004. At the 2003 Edinburgh Festival Fringe Martin wrote and appeared in If I a Perrier Comedy Award-winning comedy one-man show.

Demetri Martin (born May 25 1973) is an American comedian actor artist musician writer and humorist. Martin is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian being a contributor on The Daily Show and for his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.

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