Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.

Stephen Baker may refer to:
Stephen Baker (New York) (1819–1875) U. Representative
Stephen Baker (Australian politician) (born 1946) former South Australian House of Assembly politician
Stephen Baker (American football) (born 1964)
Stephen Baker (animal behaviorist) (1921–2004) a British animal behaviorist and humorist of Austrian origin
Stephen L. Baker (born 1955) journalist and author of The Numerati
Stephen Baker founder of Virtual High School.