In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

SportsCenter

After several small jobs Kilborn became an ESPN SportsCenter anchor from 1993 to 1996. Career
Kilborn began his television career as the sports anchor for Monterey County's Fox affiliate KCBA in Salinas California. Christine Lakin was his sidekick.

Craig Kilborn (born August 24 1962) is an American actor and talk show host. The Kilborn File aired on some Fox stations during a six-week trial run.