A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

and within 10 minutes was told by three people that this was the BuGarrison Keillors' church and that it would be better if I didn't talk about politics. "[dead link] in the Blair Arcade Building at the southwest corner of Selby and N. In April 2000 he took the programme to Edinburgh Scotland and gave two performances in the city's Queen's Hall.

Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7 1942) is an American author storyteller humorist and radio personality.