You're here to sweat. This program is live. There's about one thousand million people watching you. So, you remember - one wrong word, one foolish gesture and your whole career could go down in flames. Hold that thought and have a nice night.

Honours
In 1985 Hogan was named Australian of the Year
In 1986 he received the award Member of the Order of Australia (AM) "For service to tourism and entertainment". The nation's tax office claims he owes taxes on A$37. Hogan married his Crocodile Dundee co-star Linda Kozlowski in 1990.

Paul Hogan AM (born 8 October 1939) is an Australian comedian and actor best known for his role as Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee in Crocodile Dundee (1986) for which he won a Golden Globe award for his performance and subsequent films featuring the character.