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Woody Allen

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The wicked at heart probably know something.


— Woody Allen


#humor

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,


— Woody Allen


#parents #humor

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.


— Woody Allen


#life #truth #life

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...


— Woody Allen


#philosophical

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.


— Woody Allen


#humor #humor

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.


— Woody Allen


#interrogation-marks #irony #writing-advice #writing-tips #humor

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.


— Woody Allen


#liberty

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.


— Woody Allen


#fun #funny #humor #death

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.


— Woody Allen


#humor #school #humor

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.


— Woody Allen


#humor






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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