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Woody Allen

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Marriage is the death of hope.


— Woody Allen


#hope #marriage

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.


— Woody Allen


#die #happens #i #just #want

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.


— Woody Allen


#bad people #better #divided #enjoy #good

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.


— Woody Allen


#down #get #lie #lion #much

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.


— Woody Allen


#kissinger #know #makes #mistakes #taught

I am two with nature.


— Woody Allen


#am #i #i am #two

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.


— Woody Allen


#percent #seventy #showing #showing up #success

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.


— Woody Allen


#case #definitely #everything #exists #i

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?


— Woody Allen


#exists #nothing #somebody #what if

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.


— Woody Allen


#down #dying #easily #few #few things






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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