Wilson Mizner

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.


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The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.


— Wilson Mizner


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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.


— Wilson Mizner


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You sparkle with larceny.


— Wilson Mizner


#sparkle #you

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.


— Wilson Mizner


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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.


— Wilson Mizner


#done #leave #talk #will #you






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Wilson Mizner (May 19 1876 – April 3 1933) was an American playwright raconteur and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple produced in 1910 and The Greyhound produced in 1912.