Wilson Mizner

Art is science made clear. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#clear #made #science

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#witty

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#getting #nothing #something #sure #sure way

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#many #plagiarism #research #steal #you

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#best #best way #friends #give #keep

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#most #people

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#closet #makes #restless #skeleton #something

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#fortune #get #helped #him #his

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#i #know #mile #own #rather

God help those who do not help themselves. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#god help #help #themselves #those #who