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Will Rogers

Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers




I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."


— Will Rogers


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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"


— Will Rogers


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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.


— Will Rogers


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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.


— Will Rogers


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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.


— Will Rogers


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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.


— Will Rogers


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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.


— Will Rogers


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Did you know about Will Rogers?

This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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