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    Will Rogers

    Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers




    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #facts #government #i #jokes #just

    About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #closes #i #i can #investigation #opens

    Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #today #too #too much #up #use

    It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #know #trouble #us

    Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #ancient #ancient rome #because #both #declined

    Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #get #important #left #man #never

    Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #get #just #over #right #right track

    A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #learns #man #only #other #people

    I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #enter #i #last #nation #paid

    A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #horse #horse racing #makes #missionaries #opinion






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    Did you know about Will Rogers?

    This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

    By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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