Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. ↗

— Will Rogers

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A fool and his money are soon elected. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ↗

— Will Rogers

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