Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. ↗

— Will Durst

#anxiety #back #comedy #contempt #creep

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. ↗

— Will Durst

#come #did #dirty #first #god

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. ↗

— Will Durst

#hate #i #me #outdoors #where

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. ↗

— Will Durst

#course #glad #i #president #professional

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. ↗

— Will Durst

#laugh #long #okay #point #you

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. ↗

— Will Durst

#men #one thing #speeding #superior #thing

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. ↗

— Will Durst

#debris #disaster #find #history #humor

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. ↗

— Will Durst

#driving #iraqi #know #means #twenty