Trey Parker

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical ↗

— Trey Parker

#magic #love

I have maggots in my scrotum. ↗

— Trey Parker

#testicles #music

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. ↗

— Trey Parker

#beliefs #day #deeply #different #different beliefs

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. ↗

— Trey Parker

#full #house #i #i think #kids

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. ↗

— Trey Parker

#kill #me #never #off #somebody

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. ↗

— Trey Parker

#every #great #i #i love #knows

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. ↗

— Trey Parker

#down #enough #only #paper #penn

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. ↗

— Trey Parker

#kids #like #lot #more #once

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact. ↗

— Trey Parker

#because #been #christmas #christmas album #considering

I was always a very happy, optimistic person. ↗

— Trey Parker

#happy #i #optimistic #optimistic person #person