Todd Barry

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #celebrity #classy #experience #i

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. ↗

— Todd Barry

#cage #go #got #highly #i

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. ↗

— Todd Barry

#brutal #come #drink #eat #hang

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #goal #joy #laugh #make

Anyone who bombs is my friend. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bombs #friend #my friend #who

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bad days #buddha #days #else #everyone

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. ↗

— Todd Barry

#again #basically #booked #comedy #did

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. ↗

— Todd Barry

#doing #end #i #involved #lot

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. ↗

— Todd Barry

#humankind #i #i do #like #love

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. ↗

— Todd Barry

#chicken #eat #fingers #i #i love