Tina Fey

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. ↗

— Tina Fey

#best #best way #boss #determined #harvard

I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing. ↗

— Tina Fey

#choir #club #drama #editor #girl

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy. ↗

— Tina Fey

#happy #made #me #mom #tired

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job? ↗

— Tina Fey

#afghanistan #ankles #get #government #here

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. ↗

— Tina Fey

#am #amazed #constantly #fey #i

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' ↗

— Tina Fey

#ask #away #doing #dreamed #ending

I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something. ↗

— Tina Fey

#face #generate #head #i #i think

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. ↗

— Tina Fey

#best friend #friend #i #oprah #play

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. ↗

— Tina Fey

#audience #comedy #down #dress #her

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other. ↗

— Tina Fey

#each #i #like #men #much