Terry Pratchett

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#creation

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#color

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#happy-end #humor #humor

His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life

Crivens! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#witches

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#democracy

Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them. "Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?" This caused a cheer. "Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men