Terry Pratchett

When in doubt, choose to live. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#doubt

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#marriage

It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#paraphrased #humor

You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#euphemism #humour #political-correctness #humour

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

YOU FEAR TO DIE? "It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break... ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#fear #habit #humor #life #death

Open your eyes and then open your eyes again. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

I commend my soul to any god that can find it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#moist-von-lipwig #humor

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#good-and-evil #temptation #wickedness #opportunity