Terry Pratchett

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#free #need #only #our #our dreams

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life

This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#choice #responsibility #death

Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#witches #blessings

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#color

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#philosophy #terry-pratchett #wintersmith #humor

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#simile

Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspirational

I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#death #death