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Terry Pratchett

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Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?


— Terry Pratchett


#insanity #insanity

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?


— Terry Pratchett


#insanity #religion #war #humor

This book was written using 100% recycled words.


— Terry Pratchett


#environmentalism #humor #humor

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #life #humor

Insanity is catching.


— Terry Pratchett


#money

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.


— Terry Pratchett


#age

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.


— Terry Pratchett


#dream #work #dreams

You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?


— Terry Pratchett


#belief

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.


— Terry Pratchett


#tenacity #design






About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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