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Terry Pratchett

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I know three people who have got better after a brain tumour. I haven't heard of anyone who's got better from Alzheimer's.


— Terry Pratchett


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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.


— Terry Pratchett


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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.


— Terry Pratchett


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I am certain no one sets out to be cruel, but our treatment of the elderly ill seems to have no philosophy to it. As a society, we should establish whether we have a policy of life at any cost.


— Terry Pratchett


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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.


— Terry Pratchett


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The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.


— Terry Pratchett


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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.


— Terry Pratchett


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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."


— Terry Pratchett


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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.


— Terry Pratchett


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I believe it should be possible for someone stricken with a serious and ultimately fatal illness to choose to die peacefully with medical help, rather than suffer.


— Terry Pratchett


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About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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