Terry Pratchett

Bugger off sweetheart Nanny's busy ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#business

Хората са направени дефектно - твърде лесно се прегъват в коленете ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life

You couldn't say 'I had orders.' You couldn't say 'It's not fair.' No one was listening. There were no Words. You owned yourself. [...] Not 'Thou Shalt Not'. Say 'I Will Not'. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#discworld #morality-without-religion #the-individual #religion

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life #life

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#fiction #going-postal #inspirational #marketing #terry-pratchett

And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!" "Well, that is the major job qualification," said the toad. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

As far as he could see, the drawings were simply alive. They might be colored earth on rock, but they were as alive as the kangaroo that'd just hopped away. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#art

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #puns #equality

The beagle and the kobold approached, walking out of the dusty distance. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#death #destiny #kobold #death

Какъв е смисъла на образованието - помисли си, - щом хората ще го ползват? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#education