Terry Pratchett

That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#music

That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#pratchett #quote #men

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#funny-but-true #funny

What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inherit #meek #religion #religion

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#design

Wanna see how creepy I can be?" -Mr Teatime ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#movies #teatime #movies

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#funny

We're living in science fiction, but we don't realize it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#realize #science-fiction #science

(...) or there will be a reckoning! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#tiffany-aching #men

Sometimes I get nice letters from people who know they're due to meet him (Death) soon, and hope I've got him right. Those are the kind of letters that cause me to stare at the wall for some time ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#art