Terry Pratchett

There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#environment #good-omens #humor #beauty

THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#justice #life #death

To be frank, I find religion rather offensive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#religion

Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#flogging #right-hand-man #death

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#weather #music

Never f*!k with the ineffable. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #religion #religion

That’s what being alive is, Thing! It’s being badly prepared for everything! Because you only get one chance, Thing! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspiration #life #inspirational

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#men

The money… will talk?' said Mr Spools carefully. 'Imps,' said Moist. 'They're only a sort of intelligent spell. They don't even have to have a shape. We'll print them on the higher denominations. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#money #intelligence