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Terry Pratchett

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Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?


— Terry Pratchett


#monkey #music #music

They say that the eyes of some paintings can follow you around the room, a fact that I doubt, but I am wondering whether some music can follow you for ever.


— Terry Pratchett


#music

It's a certainty, but it just might work.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

The fastest way to travel is to be there already.


— Terry Pratchett


#music

It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.


— Terry Pratchett


#hogfather #humor #terry-pratchett #humor

Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them.


— Terry Pratchett


#intelligence

Brother Preptil, the master of the music, had described Brutha's voice as putting him in mind of a disappointed vulture arriving too late at the dead donkey.


— Terry Pratchett


#music #scavengers #diet

Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.


— Terry Pratchett


#singing #life

They can tak' oour lives but they canna tak' oour troousers!


— Terry Pratchett


#humor






About Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Quotes




Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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