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Terry Pratchett

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The universe was bad enough without people poking it.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #humor

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!


— Terry Pratchett


#men

He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.


— Terry Pratchett


#girl-power #change

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.


— Terry Pratchett


#good-omens #life #age

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.


— Terry Pratchett


#men

Things Just Happen, What The Hell


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #jokes #funny

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.


— Terry Pratchett


#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #retort #satire






About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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