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    Terry Pratchett

    Read through the most famous quotes from Terry Pratchett




    In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #humor #medicine #money #humor

    Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans! ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #coffee #humor #humor

    They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #destruction

    One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #sarcasm #humor

    Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #science #humor

    William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir." Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #cooperation #freedom #organization #revolution #freedom

    Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #god #miracle #faith

    People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #humor #humorous #ironic #irony #funny

    You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #funny #humor #humorous #irony #satire

    What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. ↗


    — Terry Pratchett

    #humor






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    Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

    His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

    His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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